I can’t be the only one to have noticed the ever-increasing number of euphemisms and PC phrases that are creeping into our everyday world.
Many of them are created in government and public sector agencies and by ‘do gooders’ who want to bend over backwards lest they might unwittingly offend someone. Much of it ends up drawing attention to issues that previously even those they are trying to avoid offending hadn’t given the time of day to.
The trouble is, the more we hear these phrases, the more we read them (especially those of us who work alongside these people – try ‘Education-speak’ if you really want to blow your mind!), however much we hate them, these words and phrases have a way of insidiously implanting themselves into our consciousness and before we know it we hear them coming out of our own mouths!
Have you noticed, for instance, that new housing developments no longer have a sales office – they have a ‘Marketing Suite’. Surely when you’re thinking of buying a new house or flat (or should that be ‘loft’ or ‘apartment’?) you just want to see what it looks like, find out what fixtures, fitting and extras you get with it, and, most importantly, the price. Marketing is what should be done before you even get there – it’s the bit that the estate agent does, the advertising boards, the press coverage – the very reason you were attracted to go and look in the first place. Certainly you might want to take a brochure or other information away with you to think about – and, yes, that is part of marketing – but the main objective of the people in the ‘Marketing Suite’ is to sell you a property.
Then there’s ‘pedestrian refuges’. I remember when we called them simply ‘road islands’ or ‘traffic islands’. I guess using the word ‘pedestrian’ does tend to clarify their purpose but this new description conjures up in my mind images of cold, wet pedestrians in thick coats, huddled together like penguins, in the face of some terrible threat.
‘Cash back’ is another when using a credit or debit card to pay for goods. Sounds great doesn’t it? Like a kind of bonus – “While you’re paying for the goods, would you like us to give you a few quid for free?” Unfortunately not…. nice thought though! What we’re really being asked is “While we’re taking the money for your goods, would you like to draw some of your own cash too?” Surely it’s not beyond the realms of imagination to just ask, “Do you want to draw any cash?”, instead of wrapping it up in a nice catchy phrase that is totally meaningless.
Computer-speak has also brought a whole raft of words and phrases. We now ‘access’ things instead of opening files, getting information etc. And we ‘key in’ documents and information instead of typing them but I haven’t noticed that it makes any difference to what my fingers do on the keyboard.
As for being PC, how daft is it to be called a ‘chair’ instead of chairman, chairwoman or even chairperson? Now, while I’m all for equal opportunities, I’ve never been one for burning my bra (in my case, it wouldn’t make much of a fire anyway!) and to my mind a chair is a piece of furniture that you sit on. Whenever I have agreed to take on the chairmanship of anything I have always been quite adamant that I would prefer to be called Chairman – but it’s a losing battle. Whilst this has actually met with cheers of delight in some quarters, few people are willing to go along with it and I’ve even been told that in official documents and on websites I have to be called ‘Chair’ in order to conform to what all the other ‘Chairs’ are doing. The worst part of it is that now I sometimes catch the dreadful word coming out of my own mouth!
‘Brainstorm’ is another word to have been declared non-PC as it apparently describes the electrical activity that goes on in the brains of epilepsy sufferers when experiencing a fit. We are now recommended to use the phrase ‘thought shower’ or ‘mind shower’, which just doesn’t adequately describe the (usually collective) process of firing a load of ideas out at random before considering the value of each of them. However, a recent survey of epilepsy charities and sufferers showed that neither had any objections to the phrase unless it was used in a derogatory or offensive manner against them.
It’s heartening, however, to hear that in some cases we have gone full circle. When preparing a press release about a particular piece of machinery that had adjustable height and was being used in a plant that employs disabled people, I said (trying to be PC), “So, the advantage is that it can be used easily by people with differing abilities.” “We just say disabled,” came the response. “It’s OK to do that now.”
Finally, just to emphasise my whole point about saying what we mean, I’ll leave you with a whole sentence that for me ‘really takes the biscuit’ (which is a strange kind of phrase in itself). It is the response of the Head Teacher of a new City Academy to concerns that there would be no playground or outdoor recreational areas as there would be no breaks between lessons: “Pupils will be able to hydrate during the learning experience.” And him a schoolteacher too!